Fresh from his research into a new proto-religion, Longkowzui is pleased to present Dr. In Ter Logue’s latestest findings
Creed –
1. There is not reality but zui
2. All reality can be altered by positive energy.
3. Positive energy is hot air that comes from thinking positive thoughts without first checking against the facts.
4. There are no facts.
5. When facts inconveniently occur (despite 4) and one is in doubt about what facts to consider; refer to Rule 1.
6. Always claim credit for work you did not do.
7. Claim that being a facilitator is work and disclaim that work or blame someone if the results fail to impress the relevant target.
8. The boss is always right.
9. Always talk more than you listen. It saves the other party talking and accidentally saying something that actually makes sense that could contradict what you said.
10. An “interlogue” involves two or more persons talking but nobody listening.
Other Rites – Devotees ritually chant following words or phrases for hours, a sample of which follows:
synergy
synergize
tip of the iceberg
touch my heart
shi chang
peel the onion
best practices
positive energy
